please.
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That was the whitest fight and whitest school I’ve ever seen
MISS WHIPPER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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i told a cute guy a joke today and he laughed
i have hit first base
im gonna make more small talk with him until i hit second base
he accepts my facebook friend request
HE ACCEPTED ME I’M SO ON MY WAY TO MAKING A HOME RUN
he smiled at me twice and laughed at all my jokes today
i did it
i made a home run
we did it kids
he nodded at me in the hallway we’re practically married with kids
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